February 2012
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I ruined Gilly's flawless Titanic spam with my...
How to Make DMT...
hippiedaytoday:
Break 1-Pound of Mimosa Hostilis rootbark into 2” pieces and grind it all up in a glass-topped blender, a little at a time. —————————————————— Polar Extraction: Premix in an empty 1-Gallon plastic jug: 1-Quart White Vinegar & 3-Quarts Water. Put the ground up Mimosa in a 3-Liter crockpot, then fill it with the water-vinegar solution. Stir well and turn it on “high”. After 2...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
AND IT CONTINUES.......
Child: I grew up in a poor family, can I get a quality education?
Government: No.
And Continues.....
Child: I was too poor to get an education and now barely scrape by with a minimum wage job, can I get help affording a home and all its utilities?
Government: No.
“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via lungs-)
frostitution:
*puts on PINK sweatshirt*
*puts on short shorts*
*puts on Ugg boots*
now the boys will realize im not like every other girl
